Reblogged from Apathetic Way To Be

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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Fucking Ireland

Reblogged from Apathetic Way To Be

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

Reblogged from Troye Sivan's Tumblr
whoispeppermintlarry:

Broke her heart on some ruthless shit.

whoispeppermintlarry:

Broke her heart on some ruthless shit.

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trashboat:

yelibun:

Reading a stranger’s diary from the 1970s

peggy sounds fun

HOLY SHIT WHAT 

trashboat:

yelibun:

Reading a stranger’s diary from the 1970s

peggy sounds fun

HOLY SHIT WHAT 

Reblogged from I will holler you home

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

modern-baseball-band:

Sweaty McSweatpants

modern-baseball-band:

Sweaty McSweatpants

Reblogged from pulvis et umbra sumus

euo:

Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.”

Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

Reblogged from Dead and Gone.
Reblogged from unattatched

weirdmeat:

snowing - pump fake

Reblogged from Entropy
Reblogged from A Man of Prose
Finding someone worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with.